All orders of 3lbs of Tigris & larger receives a FREE 2-Sided Mermaid Wax Neon Poster, a $9.99 value!
The Mermaid Wax Poster is 18 inches wide by 24 inches tall. There are 2 unique graphics, one printed on each side. Side #1 is a Retro Edition NEON graphic with reactive fluorescent ink! Side #2 is a brand new "MERMAID WAXed?" graphic in gradient pink-yellow-teal-purple.
Tigris' Story
So what happened? Long story short a little get together at the house with the gang turns into a party:
DrinksHotTubMore Drinks
NITROTRINADIUM
Time MachineStuck in the 80’s
And boy, I can’t wait to show you what I found. First, here’s the full story... So a few days ago, I can't exactly remember what day with all this time travel stuff, it’s a blur. Anyway, we have everyone over for an early celebration for Mermaid Wax’s 3rd Birthday.
Everyone was there, Jamar, Kaleb, Malik, Sirena, Electra, Poseidon, everyone! Before you know it, the drinks start and it turns into a full blow party, man can they drink! Things don’t slow down because Magec had to bring this crazy new energy drink called Chernobly. Everyone got all amped up, except Norm and I. We’re lame and got tired so we called it a night, but the rest of the gang was in full swing.
We wake up the next morning and everyone was done, and the place was completely trashed! I tried to text everyone to make sure they made it home ok, but I could only reach Aurora, Hades Medusa and Magec.
We searched high and low and then Norm remembered that Magec was talking about the Nitrotrinadium? I guess it’s supposed to have some magical powers that could warp space/time if mixed just right? Sounded crazy to me until we stumbled across the hot tub and it was shorted out and there were wax beads EVERYWHERE!
Well, we found a few cans of Chernobly, fired up the hot tub and gave it a try…. As you can tell, it worked!
Now I’m here in the 80’s and I’m not leaving until I find everyone. I’ve been here all week and finally today, success! I found Icarus! But Icarus goes by Tigris in the 1980s and man are they looking RAD! I guess they get their mica when they get older because check this out *GO TO WAX POT* there’s no mica! And OMG, look at that vibrant color! Icarus, I mean TIGRIS is NEON! It looks amazing in regular light but even more TUBULAR in blacklight! I mean cool! Sorry, this time travel stuff really affects your brain. I also found these amazing posters! Guys, they're two sided! One side is fluorescent and the other is the traditional Mermaid Wax logo. How cool!?
Well I don’t have a lot of… time… I have to get going before the rest of the gang is lost forever!
Not to mention I’m late for my Jazzercise class. Alright everyone, enjoy Tigris! This Material Girl is going to Beat it!
